Puppies with pacifiers
what guys say PMS does:
- turns women into emotional bitches
what PMS actually does:
- increases breast size from retaining water
- increases sex drive
- lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism
also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic
Jensen answering questions from his biggest fan, Danneel.
Do you ever want to talk to someone but
1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
me when i have more than $20
Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.
I’ve seen more men urinating in public than I have women breast feeding, like are you fucking kidding me??!? Men take every excuse to expose themselves in public to make women uncomfortable.
Lol I’ve seen this argument before and it’s the most absurd thing. “Oh yeah well if women are gonna breastfeed I’m gonna wag my dick around” like really
Listen to yourself
If you’re going to SUSTAIN THE LIFE OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING with the MIRACULOUS NOURISHING SUBSTANCE your breasts EVOLVED SPECIFICALLY TO CREATE OVER MILLENNIA then I get to whip out my dick, it’s not fair.
not to mention that when my son’s mother had to breast feed/pump, she couldn’t simply go to a designated breastfeeding area…women are forced into bathroom stalls!!!!
THIS IS NOT OKAY!
check out this picture of a floating head
Momma has seen so many asks about this, and it must end.
DO NOT BIND USING ACE BANDAGES.
There are tree things that Momma will be angry at you for- maldirected hate, willful ignorance, and BINDING WITH ACE BANDAGES.
What happens when you bind with ace bandages? If you wear them too long where you’re MEANT to, it will cause bruising and swelling like on the foot above.
If you are LUCKY, you will crack a rib or faint and stop binding improperly.
If you are UNLUCKY, you will have the long-term repercussions. These include, but are not limited to scoliosis (pictured above), muscle damage, bruising, rib warping, pain, and breathing issues.
This is because Ace Bandages are made to reduce swelling. When you breathe, your ribs expand to make room for the air. The Ace Bandages register this as swelling, so with every breath you take, they will bind and restrict tighter.
In a worst-case scenario, your bones will be deformed. You will never be able to bind ever again, even if you use proper methods. Your breathing will be severely impaired.
This is advice for anybody who is thinking about binding. Please, PLEASE, bind properly.
Momma loves you, and doesn’t want to see you get hurt.
Is it alright to bind with ace bandages for just a few hours? I was planning on doing it for a con, but I definitely don’t want this to happen.
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Go forth, my lovelies!
Judi Dench is my favorite M.
I CAN FEEL THE BURN
Dean Winchester’s hand, Ring and Samulet: drawing by Abbie Wilson